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HOOMAN LIFE
Grocery Shock: “Why Is My Bone Butter $19.99?
Blame the tariffs,” says one barkonomist. “And maybe the squirrels. Posted: Today ・ 2 min read Consumers across Barkovia are barking mad...
May 51 min read
Meet the Shadow Council of Barkovia: “The Furminati?”
“They don’t bark often… but when they do, treaties collapse.” Members of the elite Barkovian Enclave pose for their first official...
May 52 min read
Hooman Crying on Couch — What Did I Do?”
It was 7:13 PM when I found my hooman sobbing into a throw pillow.
I brought her my slobberiest tennis ball. She ignored it. I tried...
May 51 min read
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