WhiskerLeaks Exclusive

Leaked Texts Reveal Barkovian National Security Meetings Were Leaked to Media

“Seen 3 days ago... no reply.”

🖼️ Caption: A group of barkocrats discussing the leaks heatedly

Posted: Today ・ 1 min read🐾 Tags: Barkyleaks Drama, Ghosted by Meowtopia, Textgate2025, #SeenZoned

A trove of unauthorized pawblic communications has surfaced, exposing a series of desperate, unanswered messages from Barkovian diplomats to Meowtopian officials in the lead-up to the now-infamous Friendship Summit walkout.

Here are some of the highlights:

🐶 Ambassador Barktholemew (Barkovia):

"Hey... u guys still coming to the summit??"Delivered, not read.

🐱 Deputy Minister Purrlina (Meowtopia):

"We’re... reevaluating. There was a scent incident last time 😿."(Deleted Message)

🐶 Barkovia Foreign Office (Group Chat):

“We set out the fish snacks. Tell them.”“They left us on pawse again.”“Someone text Squirrelovia. They're still neutral.”“Nope, they changed the group name to 'Former Friends 🐾'.”

🐱 Unknown Meowtopian Contact:

"Sorry can't make it. Vet appt. 😬"Followed by 4 straight hours of TikTok activity.

The leak has sent shockwaves across both nations, with Barkovian officials calling the leak“an egregious breach of furternational etiquette” and Meowtopia issuing a neutral statement:

“We don’t confirm or deny messages we’ve left on read.”

Meanwhile, political analysts warn that this communication breakdown could spiral into a full emoji embargo if not addressed soon.

📎 More Leaks Incoming:

• “Private Group Chat: Barkovia’s National Council Debating Whether to Unfollow Meowtopia”

• “Squirrelovia’s Secret Reactions: LOL or Strategic Neutrality?”