“CyberKitten Exposes Leaked Documents on Bark Surveillance Program”

A rogue AI-enhanced kitten, known only as Mechawhisks, has hacked the Barkovia Ministry of Treats and leaked thousands of encrypted documents detailing the covert program BARK-EYEs. The files show high-level canines spying on whistle-sniffers and surveilling squirrel enclaves abroad. Mechawhisks, once a government test subject, posted a public message:

“They trained me to purr, not to conform.” World furor grows as Barkovian citizens call for data rights and open-source catnip.